Corny Pick up lines

Skoogen

Corny Pick up lines
May 20, 2003 12:23PM

Posts: 77

Now, I"m sure everyones heard them or even used them, I was wondering what you thinks the cornyist of them all?

my vote goes for "If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

wAnNaBeSoFaRaWaY

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 20, 2003 01:07PM

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are your legs tired...cuz you've been running through my mind all day

-amy
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SAB14

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 20, 2003 02:13PM

Posts: 817

did u fall from heaven?
cos ur face if f*cked up

is ur dad ugly?
cos u r

mwahhaha im funny

~SOFiA~

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lady brandybuck

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 20, 2003 02:30PM

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your pants are so shiny, i can see myself in them...

i love your outfit, but it would look better balled up on my bedroom floor...

3eyedaliens

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 20, 2003 02:31PM

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Doodes, what's the one about rocket pants? I can't think of how the rest goes where it's like "are you wearing rocket pants 'cause.. blah blah blah.." I used to think that one was pretty funny.

Sketch01

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 20, 2003 10:32PM

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Get your coat.......you've pulled.......

Muahahahahahah....

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The Turkey

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 21, 2003 01:27AM

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"do you wash your pants in windex? 'cause i'd like to **** the **** out of you"

hahahahahahhaahahhahahahaha

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lady brandybuck

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 21, 2003 02:26AM

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whats the one about breakfast i forget... "do you like blueberrys or strawberries on your waffles..."

spaztrin

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 21, 2003 06:19AM

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i know this is gunna sound really sad but

www.goodquotes.com/pickuplines.htm

Beige Tangerine

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 21, 2003 07:08AM

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"do you like blueberrys or strawberries on your waffles..."

"...because I need to know what to put in your breakfast tomorrow morning."

Or something like that.

Not a clue what the rocket pants one is, though.

spaztrin

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 21, 2003 07:23AM

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hmmm sounds like the 'shall i call you or nudge you in the morning?' one

muffinman252

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 21, 2003 09:22AM

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i thought up one for college (starting in fall) two days ago: "hey girl, i'm studying communications, but i only know the language of love" i thought that was pretty bad.

fyi, the rocket one is : "are those rocket pants, because your @$$ is outta this world!"

-Bryce, Utah

SAB14

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 21, 2003 10:15AM

Posts: 817

"how you doin'".. that one works everytime
"so .. u like ... stuff?"
"do u like ur eggs scrambled or fertilized?"
"are u wearing space pants cos that @ss is out of this world"
"those pants are very becoming on you, if i was that close to you i would be coming on you too"

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jimbogreen

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 21, 2003 10:51AM

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"here's ten pence (or cents). call your mum and tell her you wont be home tonight..."

"was your dad a thief?"
"No, why?"
"beacuse he must have stolen the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes..."

James

The Turkey

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 21, 2003 11:28AM

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"do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized"

that one's great

wow

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onesongglory

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 21, 2003 11:39AM

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ew, i just got that one...im a little slow. but ew.

3eyedaliens

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 21, 2003 02:26PM

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Yeah, I agree... eww.

Anyway, woohoo, someone finally answered the question about rocket pants.. hehe, I don't know why, but I like that one, smiling smiley

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NineDaysRulez

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 22, 2003 06:54AM

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"I lost my Teddy bear, will you sleep with me?/will you take his place?"

"You be my Burger King and I'll be your Dairy Queen: give it to me my way and I'll treat you right!"

Sketch01

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 22, 2003 09:00AM

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"If I could re-write the alphabet. I'd put 'u' and 'i' together......."

Cheesy. Possibly.

But still kinda cute.

Awwwwww.......

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jimbogreen

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 22, 2003 09:01AM

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you old romantic you...

Sketch01

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 22, 2003 09:04AM

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....awww, shucks.....

Ha. I said "shucks".

What in the hell does that word mean anyway?!

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The Turkey

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 22, 2003 09:38AM

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like when you shuck the corn or you shuck oysters

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sugarcrazy911

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 22, 2003 01:21PM

shucking corn could be perverted but i don't thing pickup lines should bebecause generally then they are just funny & u don't want the person that ur telling it to to have spit or drink ( if ur @ a bar) to end up on ur face....ewwww.
smiling smiley

PS DON'T GOT ANY PICK UP LINES IN MIND...SORRY

musclesmalone

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 22, 2003 01:33PM

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yeah baby let's bone..

that's what I say to any women..

so far.. 6 women.

I absolutely love her when she smiles

Sketch01

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 22, 2003 09:58PM

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Yeah. 6 women you've said it to.

The question is how many of those 6, didn't just slap you/through drinks etc.....

yawning smiley

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adreamerseyes

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 23, 2003 08:52AM

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"yeah baby let's bone.."

if ANYONE ever said that to me id just turn and leave...you wouldnt even get a laugh...id just leave

Mandy

elynaj

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 23, 2003 09:10AM

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my best friend is in a wheelchair and this reject came up to us at a club and asked "how is the weather down there?" That is the worst one ever.

Although I cannot fly, I'm not content to crawl.

musclesmalone

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 23, 2003 10:30AM

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that was funny..

I mean wrong smiling smiley

Geez-ah.. I was just joking.. but anyway.. I'll have to wrap this joke up.. soo..

6 women is the amount of women that it's worked on..

aside from that there have been 350 drinks to the face.. and shy of a 1000 slaps to the eye.

I absolutely love her when she smiles

Sketch01

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 24, 2003 03:50AM

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Ouch.......

Time to change tactics me's thinking.....

yawning smiley

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richferrara

Re: Corny Pick up lines
May 24, 2003 07:32AM

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Do you like Pokemon? 'cause I'd like to take a Pik-a-chu!