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Top 10 Reasons Blacks can't be in NASCAR



10) HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING.

09) PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.

08) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC.

07) PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME.

06) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE, JR.

05) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE.

04) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.

03) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.

02) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.


AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR:

01) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN.

What's the point with Nascar? I tried watching it once, and it was by far the most boring motorsport I have ever seen.

I just don't get it. All they do is turn left... and left... and left... and... Zzzzz...



Post Edited (08-01-05 11:12)

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Nascar's responsible for me having to spend $2.50 on a gallon of gas.

-Mike





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Wait Mike how come?



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it's also responsible for all the redneck inbreding and decline in intelligence going on in this country



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How much gas do you think those machines waste while 30 of them drive 500 miles in a circle?

-Mike





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While I would normally agree 100% with all the above comments, there are some redeeming qualities.


I was invited to go to the Pocono 500 two weeks ago. Since I usually have the opinion of "ill try almost anything once", i said ok...lets do it.

We rode 2 hrs early sunday morning in a big yukon to PA. Got there at 9am..had bfast outside...hung around. and got our pit road passes. Pretty cool. Then went up to the seats. We were lucky enough to have unlimited beer and food throughout the race.

The race was about 3.5 hrs long and I thought I would be bored. Nope.

I couldnt care less about any of the rednecks driving at 190mph for hours on end, but if you can appreciate cars, engines, horsepower, go to a race..just once.

Good Times.


and Nascar has nothing to do with the prices of gas being so high.

$2.50 for a gallon of 'gas' isn't high! Damn, I thought you were joking!



Post Edited (08-02-05 12:00)

I don't get the social programs you get when you pay a ton per liter. Trade-offs, man. Trade-offs.

-Mike





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What the smurf are you talking about?

National health care costs money.

-Mike





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If the money being syponed off of buying a car, insuring the car, paying the road tax to actually use the car on the road, the congestion charging and the fuel taxes that can be as high as 75% were being put into that service... we'd have an NHS that wasn't in the headlines every week for being atrocious.



Post Edited (08-02-05 12:33)

Still better than mine.

Should just do away with the tax thing altogether. Takes care of a lot of headaches.

-Mike





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scott.
i really don't appreciate the fact you were in pa and i was not informed in advance.