Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes
by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident"
"OH DEAR GOD, NO!" George W. Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff watches, stunned at this display of emotion, nervously waiting as the president sits with head in hands.
Finally, the president, devastated, looks up and asks "How many is a Brazillion?!"
Bash.org is so sweet...
"I don't care what your grandmother says, Harlequin romance novels do NOT qualify as influential literature!"