What do you think Chuck Norris has on his iPod?

What do you think Chuck Norris has on his iPod?
January 24, 2006 08:43AM

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Re: What do you think Chuck Norris has on his iPod?
January 24, 2006 09:34AM

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At the public unveiling of Apples new 21st Century branding, Chuck Norris decided that he fancied a snack. Not wishing to upset the man Norris, Apples board of directors decided that the bite marks would remain a focal point of the insignia.

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Re: What do you think Chuck Norris has on his iPod?
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Re: What do you think Chuck Norris has on his iPod?
January 24, 2006 10:15AM

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Chuck Norris has a tattoo wrapped around his right bicep that reads:

'iPunch'

The Turkey

Re: What do you think Chuck Norris has on his iPod?
January 24, 2006 10:17AM

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Hahahaha.

-Mike

Go listen to my band. We're awesome.

http://www.myspace.com/rosencrantzny
weallgotwoodandnails

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Re: What do you think Chuck Norris has on his iPod?
January 24, 2006 10:46AM

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Chuck Norris stands for 'I'm gonna rip you a new one' in Klingon.

FGAnderson

Re: What do you think Chuck Norris has on his iPod?
January 24, 2006 12:14PM

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Hahahaha...I still love "Chuck Norris's Tears cure cancer, unfortunately Chuck Norris never cries."

~Kevin~

lisa9

Re: What do you think Chuck Norris has on his iPod?
January 24, 2006 01:30PM

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Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table of Elements because the only element Chuck Norris recognizes is the element of surprise.

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