fire alarm

for those of you who dont live in a sorority house....
boys are not allowed

which is why i had a problem at 9am when the fire alarm went off

You shouldn't have the sex, you'll get the herpes like my ex-girlfriend did and then make your ex paranoid that he contracted the disease except he doesn't want a Q-tip umbrella forceably shoved up his penis to find out.

-Mike





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i dont have sex
yet.....

Well don't. No man deserves a Q-tip umbrella up the penis.

-Mike





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The Turkey wrote:

> Well don't. No man deserves a Q-tip umbrella up the penis.
>
> -Mike
>


don't be a fool cover your tool !!!!!

in the words od SNL Spartan Cheerleaders:

"Sex can wait.....MASTERNATE!"



I wonder what its like to be remembered- John Hampson

for serious.
what lou said

In the future, have the boy dress in drag so you can pretend he isn't a boy.

This might be a problem if said boy has facial hair. But I don't recommend shaving because facial hair will make the story funnier.

Doesn't always work she turns out to be a fucking WHORE.

-Mike





Go listen to my band. We're awesome.

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Sex is overated I don't need it yet...I got hentai. >_>

i live for moments of panic like this morning

for the love of god move into a coed apt. building. seriously beats the **** outta the no boys overnight days. no planning on how to sneak them past the guards after hours and whatnot.



*~katie~*

haha. there arent guards in a sorority house. just one or two people who follow the rules and have the power to enforce them

WarioVsMooChicken wrote:

<Sex is overated I don't need it yet...I got hentai. >_>

what is that a mental form of have sex from our friends of the east ?

aaaaaaaaaaaand you use the hat people, i condon que save a lifee...



&quot;RESISTENCIA ESTUDIANTIL - VIVA LA UNIVERSIDAD!&quot;

is it me or the new kids a little fuckked in the head???

im not fucked in my head, its just a comment



&quot;RESISTENCIA ESTUDIANTIL - VIVA LA UNIVERSIDAD!&quot;

ummm... all i have to say is.. sex is awesome... so are drugs!.. and rock and rolll...



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Drugs are not cool. The only people who think drugs are cool are people who take drugs, and you can't trust their judgement because they're on drugs.

I dont' see anything wrong with sex...like he said though.... wrap your tool. I can't believe the sisters actually care if you have guys over, at JMU they don't...haha... we're like a 70% female to 30% male ratio.... god I love this school



~Kevin~

FGAnderson wrote:

> I dont' see anything wrong with sex...like he said though....
> wrap your tool. I can't believe the sisters actually care if
> you have guys over, at JMU they don't...haha... we're like a
> 70% female to 30% male ratio.... god I love this school
>


road-trip,lol

haha. very very few care (ie: the ones who cant get a boy in their bed)
but a fire alarm would mean walking past the house mom...... except im just way too crafty for that

Did you throw him out the window?

not that fun. we jumped off the porch and then he bought me breakfast