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Another way to get someone to stop smoking pot: have them switch to brownies.
And I don't think I know what pot smells like.
by TrentTrueheart
- Nine Days Message Board
I believe Mike was referring to working for JP Morgan as being a cog in the machine.
If you don't want to be a cog in the machine, you should get a job at JT Marlin.
by TrentTrueheart
- Nine Days Message Board
If I was brave enough to venture into Boston, I'd hang out with you Taylor. Alas, I am a coward.
by TrentTrueheart
- Nine Days Message Board
The Turkey wrote:
> ROCK THE CASH BOX
>
> -Mike
>
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Okay, how stupid do you have to be to misunderstand the title of the friggin' song? I hate that commercial.
by TrentTrueheart
- Nine Days Message Board
Hey, that's my neck of the woods! Alas, I probably won't be able to make it...
by TrentTrueheart
- Nine Days Message Board
When asked where do you see yourself in five years, don't say "doing your wife."
by TrentTrueheart
- Nine Days Message Board
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
An MLS team can afford to pay a guy a million a week? Seriously?
by TrentTrueheart
- Nine Days Message Board
alpo wrote:
> actually... i have it tattooed on my forehead
>
And I'm sure it's backwards so you can read it in the mirror. Never know when you're gonna forget that thing.
by TrentTrueheart
- Nine Days Message Board
alpo wrote:
> so "that guy", the one everyone thinks is fun and attractive (way too
> attractive to talk to you) came up to me at the bar last night...
>
> "hey allison, hows it going?" (how does he even know my name?!?!?!)
>
> as the master of all things love mike...
> what next?
Were you wearing a name tag at the time?
by TrentTrueheart
- Nine Days Message Board
The Turkey wrote:
> I still see absolutely no logic behind the purchase of an
> over-priced brand new automobile.
>
> -Mike
>
Duh, Mike, it's too make up for a small penis.
by TrentTrueheart
- Nine Days Message Board
That sucks.
But, if it was in a parking lot, they might have security cameras. Not that you could look at them, unless you know a guy.
by TrentTrueheart
- Nine Days Message Board
Stop masturbating. Get in shape. Maybe go on a date (but probably not). Stop procrastinating a write a screenplay or comic book.
by TrentTrueheart
- Nine Days Message Board
I have a new blog that's an update on my weight loss. Long story short, I've lost 65 pounds this year!
by TrentTrueheart
- Nine Days Message Board
Azure-Skae wrote:
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> or here is a radical concept lets all just stay with one
> partner that u trust am i being way to naieve again?
>
Abstinence is the only way to be 100% sure that you'll never get an STD.
However, believe me, it's not that fun.
by TrentTrueheart
- Nine Days Message Board
Genesis wrote:
> Never had an STD. Never known anyone who got one, either. Am I in the lucky few or something?
Just believe you'll never get one and you'll be fine.
by TrentTrueheart
- Nine Days Message Board
There are just no words to describe how I'm feeling after seeing that pic.
by TrentTrueheart
- Nine Days Message Board
Just remember that throwing a bass in the air is a bad idea. Hard to catch.
by TrentTrueheart
- Nine Days Message Board
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061122/ap_on_re_us/massachusetts_explosion
I'm about two miles away from the explosion, and I pretty much slept through it. I woke up an hour after it happened when I heard my brother on the phone with his friend. Scary stuff.
by TrentTrueheart
- Nine Days Message Board
The Turkey wrote:
> I went in with this mentality: I'm going to vote for everyone who doesn't > have a "D" or an "R" next to their name.
You mean the losers?
Seriously though, I'm with you, Mike. This two party system clearly isn't working out. We need to see people who aren't asses or giant asses, I mean elephants, win.
But al
by TrentTrueheart
- Nine Days Message Board
I think you should slap her across the face and tell her "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
You should have asked someone what you missed. Although, moving up an exam at the last minute isn't smart either. Let's just say you're both wrong.
by TrentTrueheart
- Nine Days Message Board
Yeah, the first thing I thought of when I saw the subject was Elvis Costello.
by TrentTrueheart
- Nine Days Message Board
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