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How many UK forumites here?
COOL BRITISH THINGS TO MAKE YOU ALL JEALOUS:
Tea Marmite Yorkshire Bowler hats We get to be bad guys in Jackie Chan movies The following words are used regularly: prat, crap, bollocks, wanker, pram Flashlights are called torches ColoUr A really cool flag Football features both feet and balls More history than thou Iron Maiden (some like them, I'm told) Radiohead Coldplay (you Americans do seem quite keen on them... I don't see why myself) FEEDER! Driving on the left Nowhere near Canada (kidding, Canadians rule!) The Russians don't hate us (as much) Our judges wear wigs Pounds sterling Hugh Grant Anti-gun laws The Romans beat our asses thousands of years ago Et cetera...
i is indeedy. oooo how scary. you already over here?
i also got sent this the other day and i thought some of you might enjoy it: >>Proud to be British? Very proud to be British.. Because... Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink. NOT TO MENTION... 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts. 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in. 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate. British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents. Since 1999 101 people have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet. 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars. And finally......... In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet. i think the last one pretty much sums up british people.
im not overkeen on leicester myself
the town centre anyway my mums done most of my packing :| the living room is a complete mess of all my stuff many many boxes dont forget a camera your cd's bank book and all ya uni details "I'm tryin hard 2 breathe now, but theres no air in my lungs, theres no1 here 2 talk 2, n the pain inside is makin me feel numb"
i think mine are all in a little file
hope so anyway only got my accomodation details through this morning :s gotta be up at 9 tomorrow im not far away, but my lift needs to rush home norwich has a better shopping place "I'm tryin hard 2 breathe now, but theres no air in my lungs, theres no1 here 2 talk 2, n the pain inside is makin me feel numb"
all you brits, are there any nifty castles over there that one could stay in as though they were a hotel? preferably some that have a reputation of being haunted?
-Mike Go listen to my band. We're awesome. http://www.myspace.com/rosencrantzny weallgotwoodandnails
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