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Are you Master of Your Domain?
Are you Queen of the Castle?
What's the deal with Ovaltine? The jar is round. The mug is round. They should call it Roundtine... That's gold, Jerry. That's gold.
-Mike
 
Go listen to my band. We're awesome.
http://www.myspace.com/rosencrantzny
weallgotwoodandnails
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It shrinks?
Cheran
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Qui a besoin d'un coeur quand un coeur peut ?tre cass
like a frightened turtle!!!
jerry: do i get the insider's deal?
puddy: yeah...you get the insider's deal.
george:twix!!!
and damn you, the turkey. you beat me to the "that's gold, jerry, gold" quote that i wanted to post. but you liked kill bill, so i forgive you.
how can we all forget:
NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!!
Im out there Jerry..
AND I'M LOVIN EVERY MINUTE OF IT!!!
I'm flippin--I'm floppin'!
I feel like a naked school boy roaming the countryside!
"NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!!!!!"
-Brian
"Hello, my name is George Constanza. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
"Poppy is a little sloppy."
"I don't think you understand the concept of reservations.
Anyone can just take a reservation, but the trick is to
HOLD the reservation."
Penske? Of the Penske file?
"I'm sorry, I don't have a square to spare."
"Oh yeah, well the Stupid Store just called and they're all
out of you!!"
"Believe it or not George isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep...
I must be out or I'd pick up the phone...
where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home!"
"Yes, but is he sponge-worthy?"
I gave the keys away with my stupidity..
I broke...
the convenant of the keys.......
"Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven. Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day. Roughly seven stitches a beating, and eventually seven years to life. Yeah, you're doing that child quite a service."
*~katie~*
CANT-STAND-JA
and of course
"love maker heart breaker soul shaker..."
~SOFiA~
"you wont hear me, still you endear me, now..woo woo"
"Hey George, the ocean called. They're out of shrimp."
"OH YEAH? WELL I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE!"
. . .
"George, his wife's in a coma..."
-Mike
Go listen to my band. We're awesome.
http://www.myspace.com/rosencrantzny
weallgotwoodandnails
haha, i never watched the show ...but that one made me laugh out loud.
~Ryan~
You've never seen the best show to ever be on network tv?!?!
maybe you arent as cool as i thought ;(
-Brian
seriously, Ryan. finest Sitcom ever made. re-runs are shown constantly on FOX and TBS. there's like 3 hours of Seinfeld on a day.
::kramer fills in what the pig would say at the complaint desk in the cartoon for the New Yorker::
Elaine: The pig says "My wife is a slut?"
-Mike
Go listen to my band. We're awesome.
http://www.myspace.com/rosencrantzny
weallgotwoodandnails
This is George Costanza....importer/exporter..architect...designer of the Guggenheim new wing...assistant to the traveling secretary of the NY Yankees..Liar...
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if they ever come out with a box set dvd its the only one i wouldn't steal
-Brian
i would kill for that DVD set
George to Elaine at the wedding: YOU HAD SEX WITH THE GROOM?
-Mike
Go listen to my band. We're awesome.
http://www.myspace.com/rosencrantzny
weallgotwoodandnails
Vandeley Industries!
-Bryce, Utah
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