Go to ATM'S?

> Banking for men and women
>
>A sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
>
> "Please note that this Bank is installing new "Drive-through" teller
>machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their
>vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the
>below outlined procedures when accessing their accounts.
>
>
>
>MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed after months of careful
>research. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.
>
>
>
>MALE PROCEDURE
>
>1. Drive up to the cash machine.
>
>2. Put down your car window.
>
>3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
>
>4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
>
>5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
>
>6. Put window up.
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>7. Drive off.
>
>
>
>FEMALE PROCEDURE
>
>1. Drive up to cash machine.
>
>2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the
>machine.
>
>3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
>
>4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate
>card.
>
>5. Turn the radio down.
>
>6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
>
>7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
>distance from the car.
>
>8. Insert card.
>
>9. Re-insert card the right way up.
>
>10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the
>inside back page.
>
>11. Enter PIN.
>
>12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
>
>13. Enter amount of cash required.
>
>14. Check make up in rear view mirror.
>
>15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
>
>16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
>
>17. Place receipt in back of checkbook.
>
>18. Re-check make-up again.
>
>19. Drive forward 2 feet.
>
>20. Reverse back to cash machine.
>
>21. Retrieve card.
>
>22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
>provided.
>
>23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver
>queuing behind.
>
>24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
>
>25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
>
>26. Release Parking Brake.

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I kill the band: YOURE SO FUNNY EXCEPT NOT REALLY

yeah. this is stupid. sorry.

girls dont like it

BECAUSE ITS ACCURATE

your not funny! you smell like beef and cheese...



~SOFiA~

"you wont hear me, still you endear me, now..woo woo"

THAT WAS FUCKINGG GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!! AND TRUE!!

hahahahahah!



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i thought it was funny. it's stereotypical, and that's the joke. chicks should find it funny. i laugh at stupid guy jokes.



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except i don't find it accurate... i just think its funny the two single men on this board see this as amusing...

haha good point Christina.

you know i find interesting??

drive through cash machines


have you all got so lazy that walking to the cash machine is too much effort??


I saw these when i was in the states and it made me laugh so much - i wonder how long before we get them - but damn there isn't much you guys cannot do in or from your car

i however found this ammusing even though it isn't accurate - but you know out there there is at least one person who it is true for and that is the funny part.

LMAO....definately doesn't go well with the ladies on the board but very funny nonetheless

It was funny, but i agree with the point about drive through cash machines.

I don't like cash machines. They always either take me ages to give me back my card, don't give me a reciept when i ask for one, or simply freeze when i put my card. They obviously don't like me (
I prefer to just go into the bank and get money from the counter, it takes longer, but the people are really nice!



~ Sofi ~

"And so tomorrow there will be another number for the one who had a name."

i thought it was pretty funny, actually.....



rachel......

Yeh, it was, and some parts were very true.

note: some !!



~ Sofi ~

"And so tomorrow there will be another number for the one who had a name."

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i think its funny too. in fact, step 24, 25, and 26 are rather familiar to me.

I think it was hillarious.. I don't check my make up twice, and don't typically try to put everything back in its proper place (which is why I have to dump everything out of my purse), and I don't leave the E brake on, but other than that that was totally me.. HOWEVER... My bank does not have drive up ATMs, so unless I pay a total of $3.25 in fines, I don't have to do all of that while people wait behind me.


And I also don't like the people at my bank. They're pushy and mean. I deposit my checks into an ATM machine and I get money out of the ATM machine.. I honestly think that the last time I went into the bank was to set up my checking account.

I can never find the card in my handbag........
































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thats hilarious why must girls act all offended why dont you make jokes about us guys while we laugh at these, we wont complain! unless they are lies of corse, i assume they all will be



-Brian

I, personally, don't understand the need for pocketbooks and the need to carry every item that belongs to you. Invest in some pants with pockets, only carry essentials, and you're good to go.

-Mike





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weallgotwoodandnails

very little fits in a tight pair of jeans

the girl makes a point...stick to the handbag



Rock on...
Kevin

I wanna be with you forever, and tomorrows not too late...

"Beware the fury of a patient man" ~John Dryden

I always carry the following in my purse:

1) Pictures of
a) my family
b) Nathan and Me (which I actually removed yesterday)
c) My little Ryan

2) Andes Mints (I shouldn't be allowed to chew gum in public, and a girl's always gotta be prepared)

3) Chapstick and lip gloss

4) A brush and a clip

5) Checkbook/credit cards/cash

6) Tampons

7) Nail Clippers...


That stuff does not fit in pockets. And I refuse to carry change in my pockets, so if I get change back from somewhere I've got to have a place to throw it.

Alexx

purses or european cary-alls should be used by everyone



*~katie~*

haha that parking brake thing is so true, a mate of mines gal mate was driving her dads land rover, she rang him and asked:

"what should i do ive left the parking brake on for the last 8 miles and theres a burning smell in the car?"

haha..



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ive seen cases where the hubcaps melt off



-Brian