So this is what pissed me off today. I'll put it in non-technical, regular terms so everyone can appreciate why I hate people sometimes.
Me: Go to store, and walk in.
Moron: You want me to go to the store?
Yes
Right now?
Yes
I didn't do this yesterday.
I know. There was a change in plans. Go to the store.
(He/she gets in front of the store)
You want me to go in now?
Yes.
The store says "XXXXXXXX". Is that what its supposed to say?
Yes.
It didn't say that yesterday.
I know. Again, there was a change.
I don't know why you guys change things.
Me either.
Ok, so you want me to go in?
Yes.
Ok. I should go in now?
Yes.
What is my password to get into the store?
I have no idea.
I changed it yesterday. Should I put in the one I changed it to, or the old one?
I dont know. Put in the one which worked yesterday.
It didnt work. What should I do.
Let me reset it. (changed password). Ok..use the password 'summer1'.
Why?
Because I changed it for you.
That will get me into the store?
Yes, but that is just a temporary password. You will be forced to change it when you get in. Make it something you can remember.
Oh God. It told me that I expired. Why? Everything is such a production with this slow computer. Can you make it faster? Half my day is wasted trying to fix the mistakes that you guys make.
Ok...Did you walk into the store yet?
Yes...Its told me that my password has expired. What should I do?
Create a new password. Type it twice to confirm it.
Ok..Im in the store...now what?
