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and it feels like theres nothing right...
that song is sooooooooo old
or maybe it is new in america it was released here like 8 months ago i think did you get teh same clip as us? black and white with horses and a blond woman? i can make you happy you are not stuck doing an amazingly hard assignment that you have been slaving over for teh past week, only to today realise that you infact have done the entire thing wrong *&#$ insert four lettter word beingining with a big fat F as the first letter uni sucks ass
Hope these make you happy!!! (if not i'll try harder next time!!)
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special.) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. On a Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.) On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of box): Do not turn upside-down. On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. On Boot's children's cough medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." On an American Airlines packet of peanuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
###On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) ###
Internal. OBVIOUSLY! :-) ###On an American Airlines packet of peanuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." ### ###On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."### These are just too good.....hee hee..... _______________________________ "Caution: Oxygen can age your skin" SKETCH
Hmm... I've never heard it be called Maccas before. That's interesting. I've got another story! I once was cleaning the grill, and my arm or hand or something rubbed on the grill and it turned into a big blister, and some customers saw it and were telling me to go put stuff on it. I was going home then, so I just waited til then. But anywho, burns are evil.
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