remember when rachel was grapejuice?

i really think that the "i cant remember last night, i was so drunk" is just this bogus excuse people use so that they can act like an *******.

i mean, there have been small segments of time that i cant exactly recall with the most clarity. and sometimes i remember thoughts, feelings, and sound, but no pictures, like i had my eyes closed, and certain stories are sometimes told that i think have to be untrue, but entire nights? please.

its all this big elaborate hoax people just buy into after their first drink in order to collectively, as a species, save face.

I think you need to drink more. If I remember correctly, the amnesia or whatever you call it that happens to people when they're drunk occurs because the alcohol is depriving their brain of oxygen which decreases it's ability. With the decreased ability, certain brain functions can't operate and one of those is the archiving of memories. This is of course, if I'm remembering what my alcoholic science teacher taught me, but if not I think it's something close to that.

hey remember when this post was about when rachel was grapejuice!!

i dont think rachel is ever coming back. in fact, is rachel even still alive?

i think its time to take drastic steps to get rachel to spend some time proving she still loves us.

ok rachel, here it is:

if you are not back in one day, i will share one of your most secret-y secrets per day until you return to us with a good excuse as to why you vanished.

ok, im starting the clock. ready, go.



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LOL she's alive, Melissa. I talked to her a few weeks ago for like 2 hours on the phone. It was good times. :-)



~lori~

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That's Richard Simmons? How did I not know that... the man frightens me greatly.



"It's not always rainbows and butterflies it's compromise that moves us along"

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my roommate met him once.

your roomate met richard simmons? i dont think that is something that i would admit to.

*the faint buzzing of a clock timer*

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What the **** is that supposed to mean?

-Mike





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weallgotwoodandnails

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Why don't you just fucking tell me.

-Mike





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weallgotwoodandnails

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Wanker.

-Mike





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weallgotwoodandnails

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rotfl, my cross-country coach had an unusual liking for calling people "fairies" as well as repeatedly enlightening us to the fact that "unfortunately for [us], there is no cure for vaginanitis" (vagina-nitis for those of you somewhat confused)



Rock on...
Kevin

I wanna be with you forever, and tomorrows not too late...

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Maybe it can be.

-Mike





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weallgotwoodandnails

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Not a disease, no. But seeing as it's not biologically conducive to the propogation of the species, I would call it some sort of malfunction, for lack of a less crass sounding term. That's not to say something's wrong with gays as people, but that there might be something wrong with their brains, be it an enlarged hypothalamus, which I believe they've found to be a possible cause of homosexual activity in certain animals, or some sort of psychological thing brought about in early childhood.

Maybe "cure" is the wrong term, since that gets people all up in arms. But maybe it can be changed, hypothetically speaking, once its better understood and people on both sides of the issue are willing to accept it.

The fact is that no one's quite sure what causes it. Maybe you're born that way. Maybe you're not. I don't know, and I'm not going to lose sleep over it.

-Mike





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weallgotwoodandnails

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Oh yeah, man. It's not like I'm saying we need to turn gays into straights or the world is going to implode. It'd just be a really interesting thing to explore. By the same token, we could change straight folks gay. It'd be craaaazy.

-Mike





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weallgotwoodandnails

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that was when i was youmeusnow... *cries* those were days.