A Joke

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death

They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden...

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet".

"Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee".

So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you can imagine!!

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree".

"Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don'forget".

"Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell of bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree".

And with that...Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down is his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.

"Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees eet?"

"Pepe...ees not a bacon tree....

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"Ees, a Ham Bush"

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i like the one where a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks why the long face. HAHAHAHAHA



*Ian*


Do something every day that scares you.

Laaaaaaaaaame.

Haha I thought that was great. Of course, I love Mexican jokes so I suppose I'm biased. Haha like:
"Why don't you see any Mexican people on Star Trek?"
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"Because they won't work in the future either!"



Post Edited (04-21-05 21:29)

my favorite has always been...

a duck walks into a bar and says ouch.


.amy.

you be my king, and ill be your castle.

I really dont get it. Ham Bush?



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ohhhhh my



*Ian*


Do something every day that scares you.

bacon-ham

ham bush- ambush

get it?


.amy.

you be my king, and ill be your castle.

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It's goin to be a loooong day

I get it now! I was thinking it was some political joke at first with George Bush which is why it didnt click right away. But I'm good now.



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