I'm Perfect

I received a letter from my college today telling me that I achieved a perfect score on my school's Proficiency Exam that has to be passed by the end of sophomore year in order to continue studies. In essence, I am among the greatest students at my school now, according to this test, anyway. I've been told my critical thinking and writing skills are "fantastic" and will greatly help me in my future studies and career.

Needless to say, I've immediately begun bragging to one and all, especially my less-than-perfect classmates, about my unprecedented score and how wonderful I am, resulting in responses ranging from, "That's great, congratulations," to, "Will you shut the **** up, already, you elitist *******."

But this isn't a thread praising me for my perfect score on my school's proficiency exam that labels me as a "distinct" student.

It's a thread about those moments in your life when you've achieved greatness and gone about shamelessly flaunting just how fantastic you really are.

So share your experiences here. When was the last time you were deemed superior to everyone... and then let them know about it again... and again... and again?

-Mike



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Go listen to my band. We're awesome.

http://www.myspace.com/rosencrantzny
weallgotwoodandnails

Message deleted on 2015-09-05 06:30:16 PDT

Are you really, really insecure or something?



~ Sofi ~

"And so tomorrow there will be another number for the one who had a name."

I got full marks in my A level Design Technology exam, which is amazing considering I didn't answer all of the questions.

But who am I to complain?

It's called pride in oneself.

Who else here has ever experienced pride at an accomplishment here? Surely I'm not the only one.

Also, remember that 65% of the things I say and do here are either some form of hyperbole or a joke that don't matter since this is an internet message board.

-Mike



Post Edited (05-29-05 10:20)



Go listen to my band. We're awesome.

http://www.myspace.com/rosencrantzny
weallgotwoodandnails

Message deleted on 2015-09-05 06:30:16 PDT

I'm guessing she was pushing his buttons.

It worked.



Post Edited (05-29-05 10:57)

http://ourworld.cs.com/WeezelX/rs/button.jpg

Classic.

-Mike





Go listen to my band. We're awesome.

http://www.myspace.com/rosencrantzny
weallgotwoodandnails

I'm thinking she was both joking and pushing his buttons.

And given that reply, is completely dumbfounded that anyone apparently so intelligent can still think that their mental ability can be proved through a test.



Post Edited (05-29-05 10:45)

~ Sofi ~

"And so tomorrow there will be another number for the one who had a name."

Your jealousy is very telling.

-Mike AKA Mr. Perfection on His School's Proficiency Exam





Go listen to my band. We're awesome.

http://www.myspace.com/rosencrantzny
weallgotwoodandnails

Mike, the girl's a handful of years younger than you and smarter than us both.

Deal with it.

Let me try to cling to something here before that 15 year old gets a better-paying job than me.

-Mike





Go listen to my band. We're awesome.

http://www.myspace.com/rosencrantzny
weallgotwoodandnails

Hahaha.

Good point. Well done.



Post Edited (05-29-05 11:05)

Hey-hey! It's not just the test-score, it's the pay-cheque too!

Can I come and ride in your porsche when you have a mid-life crisis? )



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~ Sofi ~

"And so tomorrow there will be another number for the one who had a name."

I'm apt to drive a mini-van with a hennish wife in the passenger seat telling me I'm going the wrong way the whole time.

-Mike





Go listen to my band. We're awesome.

http://www.myspace.com/rosencrantzny
weallgotwoodandnails

Well I got perfect on my PSATs..... well, the math part.... hahaha I'm illiterate soooo math is all I can quite handle. But good job Mike thats quite commendable.



~*wOOt!*

One of the local businesses here tried to poach me from my current job, I thought that was rad. Mind you I didn't take it.

in 11th grade i became the first person in the 30+ years of my social studies teacher's career to get a 100 on a particular test that we took.

and one of the radio city rockettes told me that she wished i were a little taller so i could come and audition. she thought i was talented. i thought that was cool.


.amy.

for you im a fanatic
fuckk it im an addict
your sexy antics turn me on like automatic

A friend of mine got a 780 on the math section of the SATs without using a calculator.

He's one of the dumbest guys I know, but when it comes to math he's a friggin' machine.

-Mike





Go listen to my band. We're awesome.

http://www.myspace.com/rosencrantzny
weallgotwoodandnails

bastard. i only got a 770.



*~katie~*

I have a 100% average in Unprepared non-calculater tests this year, from one a month. I dunno what my prepared maths test score is; probably something much lower seeing as you're actually supposed to learn stuff for it.



~ Sofi ~

"And so tomorrow there will be another number for the one who had a name."

I'd like to propose a new rule for this thread.

It basically just removes this young lady's privelege to post in here.

P


...




I'm so the Pinky to your Brain. Its not allowed.







...









NARF! Haha.

"Pinky... Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

"Um, I think SO, Brain, but... if we didn't HAVE any ears, we'd look like WEASLES."

-Mike





Go listen to my band. We're awesome.

http://www.myspace.com/rosencrantzny
weallgotwoodandnails

Hahahaha I LOVE pinky and the brain.... soooo much wow. They're pinky, they're pinky ad the brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain!



~*wOOt!*