My favourite rock critic EVER.

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He doesn't know his arse from his elbow. And he talks out of his elbow.

Made me laugh, mind.



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Chapter IV and Three Quarters: The Top Ten Worst Rock Songs of All Time

7. Nine Days ? Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)
Of all the hideous, sentimental, Dawson?s Creek alterna-pop of the early 00s, this was by far the worst. This piece of crap made ?Everything You Want? by Vertical Horizon sound like ?Ace of Spades.? The opening line of this song is ?This is the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world.? Jesus Christ, what happened to rock and roll? The only honorable end for the members of Nine Days would be suicide, but even that would be pretty bad because someone would surely play ?Adam?s Song? by Blink 182 at their funeral. I?m afraid that they?ll have to live out the rest of their lives being ?the band who paved the way for the All-American Rejects.?





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Hey he disses U2, the Beatles, the Stones and Led Zeppelin so Nine Days is in good company.

hahaha i must say he speaks the truth about radiohead
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1759

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He thought the best singles of '04 were from lil jon, usher etc now if he's taking the piss (which I beleive he is) then that's gold mate.

Having rad about 4-5 of his articles, I am convinced......


Dr. Thorpe is The Turkey..

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Blasphemer.

-Mike





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<3

-Mike





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Hahahahaha.

-Mike





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Mike I personally enjoy listening to you ramble on about something far much more because I now feel we have that deep, personal connection I've always longed for in my future mate. O;-)



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Stop that now.

-Mike





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I hate lovefests....

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Never heard of this guy but my god i laughed out loud for a good ten minutes at some of his stuff. About U2s joshua tree:

"This managed to weasel its way to number four on the Rolling Stone list, inexplicably. I wish I could write this review like The Edge plays the guitar. I?d just tap a few words into my delay pedal and let them echo and repeat for five minutes so I could leave and read Mad Magazine on the toilet. Have you ever noticed that the choruses for ?I Still Haven?t Found What I?m Looking For,? ?Where The Streets Have No Name,? and ?With Or Without You? are totally interchangeable? Next time you?re hanging out with your moron friends, sing the verse of one and follow it with the chorus of another. I?ll bet nobody will call you on it, because it?s impossible to notice, because all three songs just sound like the same dopey U2 bullshit."

I dont quite agree with him obviously but there are some undeniable truths there. He talked some hilariously funny **** about axl rose too. Gotta say a nice discovery genesis lol

Michael, don't tell me to stop when I know you want to say it just as bad. C'mon.



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I'll have none of that.

-Mike





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Don't deny your true feelings, it's obvious the way you speak that your oozing passion for me and cannot hold it back any longer.



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If that's the case, you might want to be careful because I just might ooze on you, and girls seem to not like that too much no matter what horrible things they may say while an act is being committed.

-Mike





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(On another note this messageboard has been behaving very strangely of late, and sometimes not at all.)

What! Ooze all over meeeeee unless it's like a physical ooze something havign to with puss or something. Seriously though. Unless a guy is like 20 years older and balding flattery never hurts. If the girl bitches then guess what? She is a bitch and doesnt deserve anything you tell her in the first place.



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I don't think he's talking about puss there, Taylor.



~ Sofi ~

&quot;And so tomorrow there will be another number for the one who had a name.&quot;

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