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The Joke Thread
What you do is you have a person or two in on it, so they laugh like you just told the best joke in the world, and the target of the jokes has no idea what to do. The look on their face can be priceless.
-Mike Go listen to my band. We're awesome. http://www.myspace.com/rosencrantzny weallgotwoodandnails
The whole point is the person you tell it to think's there is reasoning behind it and that they just don't get it. Then they spend a lot of time wracking their brains and such while the teller secretly laughs at them.
---Anyone perfect must be lying, anything easy has its cost, Anyone plain can be lovely, anyone loved can be lost, What if I lost my direction? What if I lost sense of time? What if I nursed this infection? Maybe the worst is behind---
Anyways back to the humor this is one of my favorites from this site I found a ways back
At a rehearsal, the conductor stops and shouts to the bass section: "You are out of tune. Check it, please!" The first bassist pulls all his strings, says, "Our tuning is correct: all the strings are equally tight." The first violist turns around and shouts, "You bloody idiot! It's not the tension. The pegs have to be parallel!" the site is http://www.mit.edu/people/jcb/jokes/ If you're a musician go, it's great. ---Anyone perfect must be lying, anything easy has its cost, Anyone plain can be lovely, anyone loved can be lost, What if I lost my direction? What if I lost sense of time? What if I nursed this infection? Maybe the worst is behind---
Haha, that fermata joke is my favorite one ever!
Here's my favorite music joke: Why do they call a viola a Bratche in German? Because thats the sound it makes when the violist sits on it. :-D Here's my favorite non-music joke: Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and head into their tents to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!" ::snickers:: With love, Caitlin
A panda walks into a restaurant. He sits down and orders himself dinner. When hes done, he gets up, pulls out a gun and shoots everyone in the restaurant. As he leaves, he leaves a book open on his table. The bartender, who had been hiding behind the bar during the shooting, is curious and walks over to see what the panda left. He sees that it's a encyclopedia thats opened to Panda. He reads "Panda. Known to eat shootes and leaves."
not my best one, but i'll spare you some of the dirtier ones. oh yea, the Holmes one was funny Rock on... Kevin I wanna be with you forever, and tomorrows not too late... "Beware the fury of a patient man" ~John Dryden
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