Just Killed A Dragon

Went to get a glass of water against my better judgement, because usually I only do bottled water, and there was a dragon in my sink. So I yelled and turned the water on. It started to run around in circles like a torrent. I went and got Raid and I shot it and it ran faster, then *thump* it fell down. Turned the water on to flush it down the drain and it took off again, this time with the type of ferocity only seen in the likes of dragons of yore, like Glaurung or Ancalagon, and I grabbed a steak knife and jabbed at it while shooting it with Raid and running the water on. Succeeded in cutting it in half but that didn't stop half of it from running around like a bastard and the other wriggling like a bitch. It was a real, real long struggle but chemical warfare did the track. Was flushing the beast down the drain but it latched onto the catch in the drain and i had to cut it in half again for it to go down but the act of cutting caused it to rise up again from the depths, if only for a moment before another blast of water sent it back down into the abyss from whence it came.

-Mike





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~ Sofi ~

"And so tomorrow there will be another number for the one who had a name."

good story



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~ Sofi ~

"And so tomorrow there will be another number for the one who had a name."

Mike was actually just using this story as a metaphore for his blooming love for me. He just cant kill it. He thought he did... but no.



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