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Why Men are Never Depressed...

Posted by Bones45 


Why Men are Never Depressed...
February 07, 2008 04:51PM
I have seen this many times and it never disappoints




WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:


Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth..
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress =$5000. Tux rental-$ 100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time. !

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underpants are $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almos t never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.
Re: Why Men are Never Depressed...
February 08, 2008 08:19AM
aren't i lucky, ladies? don't be jealous.



rachel......
Re: Why Men are Never Depressed...
February 08, 2008 08:39AM
Rachel wrote:

> aren't i lucky, ladies? don't be jealous.
>
>

so what couch did he sleep on last nite??
Re: Why Men are Never Depressed...
February 11, 2008 02:48AM
hahaha
suppose they do have it good

"People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them."
GRRRR



*Azure*
xxxx
Re: Why Men are Never Depressed...
February 11, 2008 01:27PM
Azure-Skae wrote:

>
> "People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them."
> GRRRR
>
>

Q: Why do women have boobs?


A: So you got something to look at while you're talking to them.

So you got something to look at while you're talking to them.

So you got....this joke doesn't translate well in text only. smiling smiley
Re: Why Men are Never Depressed...
February 12, 2008 08:54AM
lol i should be angry, yet im amused..hahaha



*Azure*
xxxx
Re: Why Men are Never Depressed...
February 26, 2008 01:58PM
hahahaha A bt late... but you guys know me..... Funny one.

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