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Now, I"m sure everyones heard them or even used them, I was wondering what you thinks the cornyist of them all?
my vote goes for "If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"
are your legs tired...cuz you've been running through my mind all day
-amy
nine days of rain
"dude, i'm old" ~jeremy
did u fall from heaven?
cos ur face if f*cked up
is ur dad ugly?
cos u r
mwahhaha im funny
~SOFiA~
"you wont hear me, still you endear me, now..woo woo"
your pants are so shiny, i can see myself in them...
i love your outfit, but it would look better balled up on my bedroom floor...
Doodes, what's the one about rocket pants? I can't think of how the rest goes where it's like "are you wearing rocket pants 'cause.. blah blah blah.." I used to think that one was pretty funny.
Get your coat.......you've pulled.......
Muahahahahahah....
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"do you wash your pants in windex? 'cause i'd like to **** the **** out of you"
hahahahahahhaahahhahahahaha
-Mike
 
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whats the one about breakfast i forget... "do you like blueberrys or strawberries on your waffles..."
i know this is gunna sound really sad but
www.goodquotes.com/pickuplines.htm
"do you like blueberrys or strawberries on your waffles..."
"...because I need to know what to put in your breakfast tomorrow morning."
Or something like that.
Not a clue what the rocket pants one is, though.
hmmm sounds like the 'shall i call you or nudge you in the morning?' one
i thought up one for college (starting in fall) two days ago: "hey girl, i'm studying communications, but i only know the language of love" i thought that was pretty bad.
fyi, the rocket one is : "are those rocket pants, because your @$$ is outta this world!"
-Bryce, Utah
"how you doin'".. that one works everytime
"so .. u like ... stuff?"
"do u like ur eggs scrambled or fertilized?"
"are u wearing space pants cos that @ss is out of this world"
"those pants are very becoming on you, if i was that close to you i would be coming on you too"
~SOFiA~
"you wont hear me, still you endear me, now..woo woo"
"here's ten pence (or cents). call your mum and tell her you wont be home tonight..."
"was your dad a thief?"
"No, why?"
"beacuse he must have stolen the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes..."
James
ew, i just got that one...im a little slow. but ew.
Yeah, I agree... eww.
Anyway, woohoo, someone finally answered the question about rocket pants.. hehe, I don't know why, but I like that one,  .
"I lost my Teddy bear, will you sleep with me?/will you take his place?"
"You be my Burger King and I'll be your Dairy Queen: give it to me my way and I'll treat you right!"
"If I could re-write the alphabet. I'd put 'u' and 'i' together......."
Cheesy. Possibly.
But still kinda cute.
Awwwwww.......
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....awww, shucks.....
Ha. I said "shucks".
What in the hell does that word mean anyway?!
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shucking corn could be perverted but i don't thing pickup lines should bebecause generally then they are just funny & u don't want the person that ur telling it to to have spit or drink ( if ur @ a bar) to end up on ur face....ewwww.
PS DON'T GOT ANY PICK UP LINES IN MIND...SORRY
yeah baby let's bone..
that's what I say to any women..
so far.. 6 women.
I absolutely love her when she smiles
Yeah. 6 women you've said it to.
The question is how many of those 6, didn't just slap you/through drinks etc.....
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"yeah baby let's bone.."
if ANYONE ever said that to me id just turn and leave...you wouldnt even get a laugh...id just leave
Mandy
my best friend is in a wheelchair and this reject came up to us at a club and asked "how is the weather down there?" That is the worst one ever.
Although I cannot fly, I'm not content to crawl.
that was funny..
I mean wrong
Geez-ah.. I was just joking.. but anyway.. I'll have to wrap this joke up.. soo..
6 women is the amount of women that it's worked on..
aside from that there have been 350 drinks to the face.. and shy of a 1000 slaps to the eye.
I absolutely love her when she smiles
Ouch.......
Time to change tactics me's thinking.....
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Do you like Pokemon? 'cause I'd like to take a Pik-a-chu!
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