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no. please dont break up with me. i love you
and i need you and everything thats good inside me is you and i dont just love you for who you are, i love you for who i am when i am with you and everything about me is so in love with you ok, i stole that last one from general hospital. and like you get to be the one who is mad, you are the one who gets to go to new york. i am the one who is stuck in minnesota. AND i just had to lie about being from minnesota, because i am really from wisconsin now, but i am too ashamed to admit it!
Oh you are back in Wisconsin, that's right!
Man, I wish you were coming I mean, you were the one that convinced me to go on this trip. We so need to chat, I haven't even told you I'm moving to Pennsylvania in the spring or summer and you can come stay with me and we can go to New York like all the time. And Steph is going to visit too.
since this is my thread, i woudl like to take this space to say that i hate minnesota. it is so cold out tonight that i actually just had to go out and start my car and let it run for fifteen minutes just to warm the engine enough to make sure it starts tomorrow when i am ready to leave work. i guess i dont know if that makes it really cold, or me really obsessive. but, it is twelve below. and thats without the wind temp. so there.
and i just remembered that i forgot to put it back in gear and i dont think my parking break works.
today i got a new security guard. first time we have met. our conversation went something like this:
him---"so, was it dark in your house this morning?' me---"i have been at work since two, why?" HIm---"because you have two different socks on." me--"oh, thats just me. it started because i am lazy and just spiraled to this cute little quirk. or so i like to think." and then some useless chatter.... me--"you shouldnt shop at sam's club. they own walmart, you know..." him---staring at me blankly me--"oh, you are a republican, arent you?" him--"well-" me-"and you are in the army, and your life's aspiration is to be a police officer? we are not talking politics." him---"i just spent the last year in iraq." me--"and you are married, with 1.5 children and a home with a white picket fence and you would never think of leaving the house with mismatched socks on?" him--"i just wouldnt feel right. even with shoes on something would feel off." me---"yep. lets stick to topics like the weather and reality tv. i dont want to be offensive and some of my views to you would be just disrespectful." .............................. him--"so we decided to have a baby before i left, but we didnt get married until i got back because we are both catholic and very traditional." me--"so, you decided to have a child out of wedlock?" him---"well, that makes it sound stupid. but we had our reasons." .............................. more me trying to avoid the war talk him threatening to bring his pictures of iraq to show me tomorrow ............... me---"im not looking at your propaganda because you have no idea what my view on the war is. i refuse to discuss it with you." him---"oh please. anyone who would openly wear two different socks can not be for the war." ......................... a little war discussion ............................... me---"we are done talkking about it. you have a biased view and you will never win because i am a genius." him---"you have a biased view. and you are a woman so i will just let you think that." me---"i most certainly do not. and it has nothing to do with me being a woman. i am simply brilliant. the end. im sorry if i have upset you this past hour." him--"oh i have seen enough things in my life not to let some liberal make me cry." me--'oh please. i know you are going ot head straight home to hold your young bride close and look in on your bastard child.' and then he left. i dont htink he likes me. actually, im joking. we had a pretty fun chat. he introduced the term "war monger" and said "and when i saw the starving children--" and i said "you stomped on them?" and he said of course. there was no way he was sharing his meals with them. and i am so bored. i almost forgot the part where he promised not to run into my VW peace van on his way out of the parking lot. and i admitted the irony in the fact that i do, just so happen, to drive a volks wagon. which was a complete outrage. even though i did not choose the car and it was a hand-me-down that cost me nothing but the repair costs, he would NEVER drive a foreign car. not that i am judging. see, now is the time i could use aim. when i am bored to death and there is no way an owner is going ot walk in and catch me. Post Edited (01-15-05 02:26)
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